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Clinton vs Lohan
Posted 7/30/2010 9:05:00 PM
The weekend is here, and like many people who juggle a busy social calendar, I'm deciding on how to spend my Saturday – at the Clinton nuptials in upstate New York or visiting Lindsey Lohan who's still in the slammer in LA [still with her weave intact]! It's a tough one, but if I can find my misplaced invitation to Chelsea and Marc's wedding (which I am sure just got caught in between a few pesky mail order catalogs), Lindsey may have to give Paris a ring. The Clinton wedding is shaping up to be the most talked about event of the summer! The wedding will be held at Astor Court in the lovely little town of Rhinebeck, and every tiny minute detail is top-secret. The list is said to be 400 guests which includes Oprah Winfrey,Steven Spielberg, and Barbra Streisand. Unfortunately, President Obama cannot make it. However, this did result in freeing up an invitation for Mr. and Mrs. Excitement which was very thoughtful of Bill and Hillary. The Clinton wedding, with its far superior food and company [even the vegan and gluten-free menu] wins out. I just can’t wait to see the $15,000.00 porta-potties….now that is a Comfort Castle!
Posted By: Mike Addams  

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